
He keeps saying that he's working on some experiment with this thing called curare, but that doesn't sound like yage to you. After you get into Puyo, you find his place and meet him, and the guy seems suspicious. Hermione tells you about some research that she did about this old man Cotter that lives there. You pay an Ecuadorian kid $5 to get you into the city. Your flight lands in Shell, the center of Amazonian colonialism, at the airport 10 kilometers northwest of Puyo. Burroughs, Ginsberg, and Terence McKenna have used before, and guess what, motherfucker? They are famous and you are next.Īfter forging passports and airline tickets for you, Ron, and Hermione, you take a flight to Puyo, capital of the province of Pastaza in Ecuador. To go to the Amazonian rainforest and continue the search for the perfect drug, turn to page 225.įuck this shit. To do a bunch of boring stuff, turn to other pages. So guess where you're going if you want to use? Either to jail or to the Amazon." considers yage to be a scheduled drug, since Psychotria viridis contains DMT and various other scheduled chemicals. It's actually a colloquial name for Banisteriopsis caapi, also known as ayahuasca, or 'the vine of souls and death.'" "William Burroughs said that yage 'may be the ultimate fix,' and he knew his shit. "Yo, I think I'm busting out of here," you say. Ron and Hermione awake from their fevered poppy dreams on the couch. "HOLY SHIT," you scream, "Is anyone else getting this?' "Now your search has led you to another search: the attainment of the sacrament of yage." "You have searched far and wide," the chiliagon says. Suddenly, you see a heroin vision, coming from either "a desire for more" or "a desire for less." A geometric shape appears in your mind and begins speaking out of one of its many mouths in a voice that fills each nerve ending in your body with recognition. Everyone sits on their asses for six hours feeling good, real good. This place needs the exterminator to come back.

The stairs are covered in roach carcasses. Ron complains about getting the third shot, especially since you only have one needle, but he eventually relents. You see her considering it until she finally nods. You turn to Hermione because you know what'll get her. Hermione says, "It's not good to rely on your addictions during stressful times. Let's shoot it up and see how far up the sky really is." With all that white space, I started writing my own story in the margins, like a cad or rogue or middle school desperado.


You can either go to Carlsbad to meet "Uncle Harry" or go to New York City and meet Preston Billings. And after many years of reading these books, I finally figured out the point: LITERALLY choosing your own adventure.Īfter a prologue and 31 pages, you are faced with your first choice as reader and character. I'm not sure if this is true for the final published version, but the proofs we received have a huge amount of space at the bottom of each page. Unfortunately, the book was sort of dull, and I unsatisfyingly died right away after going to Carlsbad.īut upon my second read of the book (I cheated I read it twice), I understood the magic of this gamble.

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The Choose Your Own Adventure series is beginning to cross the great new frontier of hypertext! A new and exciting "Golden Path," one cornerstone for the construction of a new 21st century literature! When Chooseco sent us the galley proofs of the first Golden Path book, I was overjoyed. Stephen Future's "Golden Path Review, PART ONE"Ĭlick here for Miracle Jones' "Golden Path Review, PART TWO"Ĭlick here for Xerxes Verdammt's "Golden Path Review, PART FOUR" "The Golden Path, Volume 1" - Part 3 of a Multi-Part Reviewīy Goodman Carter Click here for "A Short History of Choose Your Own Adventure"Ĭlick here for Dr.
